Dating James Patrick March would Include

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– You both kind of hated each other at the start
– Because the only thing you guys had felt was infatuation, this was different
– “Why is it that I grow anxious around you but still feel extreme happiness?”
– “Oh would you two shut up, you like each other, you’d have to be a psychopath to not see that.” – Sally
– “Well we kind of are.” (interests confirmed)
– him not liking most of your modern clothing
– very weird relationship with Elizabeth
– “And to think I thought death was the only thing I could feel passion for.”
– That sentence going both ways
– You’re a total psychopath
– When you first saw him kill someone you sipped your drink, rolled your eyes and left the room mumbling, “Better not stain the bed sweetheart.”
– Dining at the crime scenes
– His nicknames for you coming straight from a cookbook
– Sugar
– Honey
– But then there’s always Darlin’ and love
– “I want to fuck you in every room of this hotel.”
– Yep, all the sex
– Everywhere
– Anytime
– Any position
– Gentle sex is about as rare you two not killing someone together
– “This blood is going to take forever to get out of my nails.”
– I love you’s aren’t really necessary and definitely aren’t common
– He hates you leaving the Hotel
– Him craving the day he can kill you and make you forever his
– Elizabeth trying to convince you to leave him after finding out what March did to Alexandria and Valentino
– When she keeps persisting you kill yourself
– James being annoyed he couldn’t do it himself
– You make up for it with a trail of men and women for him to murder