– “Dearest,”
– “Darling,”
– James would tell you about his exquisite journeys across some parts of the globe.
– He’d definitely try learn more about the internet and you’re just the person he’d be nagging about it.
– “I would like to meet your friend, known as the ‘wifi’”.
– He’d let you tie his bowtie / ties.
– He’d be a little overprotective of you, you know, with the Countess roaming around n’all.
– None of the ghosts would be allowed to step a foot n e a r you.
– On Devil’s night you’d probably sit right next to him.
– A little somethin’somethin’ happening under the table during his speech.
– He’d like treating you to expensive gifts.
– As soon as he found out about online shopping it’s gifts galore.
– until he realised he needed something called a ‘card’.
– he’d nag you to get him a credit card.
Dating James March
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