The Signs as Game of Thrones Characters

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AriesDaenerys Targaryen: “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.“

Taurus ♉ Robert Baratheon: “I want the funeral feast to be the biggest the kingdom ever saw, and I want everyone to taste the boar that got me.”

Gemini ♊ Tyrion Lannister: “Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine. I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”

Cancer ♋ Catelyn Stark: "On my honor as a Tully. On my honor as a Stark. Let him go, or I will cut your wife’s throat!“

Leo ♌ Jaime Lannister: "There are no men like me. There’s only me.”

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Okay, I understand Pisces being Bran, and I’m cool with that. HOWEVER. Why do y’all gotta represent his character with the worst, cringiest, most disrespectful and triggering line in the entire show?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Strengths and Weaknesses of the Signs

Aries:

Strength: sociable, courageous, often stands up for others, friendly, good leaders, tough, funny, playful, adventurous

Weakness: short-tempered, childish, often aren’t good at finishing things, angsty, impulsive to the point of reckless, sometimes arrogant

Taurus:

Strength: artistic, funny, playful, really chill tbh, caring, determined, strong, amazing friends/lovers, reliable, can be good at organizing things, loyal

Weakness: stubborn, holds grudges, close-minded, self-indulgent, lazy, can have random outbursts, can be kind of self-centered

Gemini:

Strength: intelligent, loves to learn, interesting, talkative, creative, clever, logical, adventurous, friendly, social 

Weakness: condescending, pretentious, detached, confused/doesn’t understand themselves, flaky, childish, know-it-all

Cancer:

Strength: strong, protective, nurturing, kind, compassionate, sensitive, weird in the best way, well-read/intelligent, good leaders

Weakness: Can be closed off/bottles up their emotions, hates being wrong, moody, overly sensitive to criticism or jokes, passive-aggressive

Leo:

Strength: creative, bubbly, chivalrous, attentive, entertaining, loving, hilarious, friendly, popular, charismatic, strong, very loyal

Weakness: Self-centered, fails to see other perspectives, victimizes themselves, dramatic, hates being wrong, stubborn, can be pompous

Virgo:

Strength: Selfless, helpful, clever, practical, logical, actual geniuses though, takes care of others, usually goes with the flow

Weakness: Hate being wrong, judgemental, sometimes hypocrites, martyr-complex, know-it-all, overly cautious

Libra:

Strength: charming, fair, lawful, peaceful, intelligent, good-humored, often artistic, good taste, very polite and kind, romantic

Weakness: nonconfrontational, kind of a pushover, sometimes pretentious, uncomfortable with emotions, passive aggressive, indecisive

Scorpio:

Strength: Observant, intuitive, compassionate, very trustworthy, can be incredibly sweet, also magnetic, loyal to their core

Weakness: Obsessive, sometimes naïve, closed off, ghosts people, overly sensitive, holds grudges, intense, easily jealous

Sagittarius:

Strength: warm, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, surprisingly wise, loves to learn, optimistic, creative, open-minded

Weakness: opinionated, blunt to the point of tactless, forgetful, irresponsible, thrill-seeking, not super grounded

Capricorn:

Strength: down-to-earth, ambitious, witty, dependable, very good friends, trustworthy, determined, good leaders

Weakness: lazy, procrastinators, perfectionists, not open with emotions, stubborn, dark, pessimistic, close-minded

Aquarius:

Strength: friendly, popular, always want to help, open-minded, original, really smart tbh, humanitarian

Weakness: can be pretentious af, self-important, special-snowflake syndrome, can fail to see other perspectives, flaky like a croissant

Pisces:

Strengths: Empathetic, adorable, smarter than they look, creative, intuitive, quirky

Weakness: Lets others walk over them, denial galore, obsessive, unrealistic, victimizes themselves

The Creepiest Thing About You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries:

The headstrong ram is always thinking about death. It can be their own death or the death of their loved ones. It is creepy but if you are an Aries, you will definitely know how much obsessed you are about death.

Taurus:

You have experienced the creepy Taurus if he was your ex. It doesn’t matter if he is over with or not. He will keep on stalking you all over the social media. A Taurus will always have your eyes on you. Don’t get frustrated by this because it’s their natural trait. You can’t-do anything about it.

Gemini:

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The Libra are creepy accurate! 😨

“Everyone knows you are revengeful. You are one of the darkest signs of the zodiac. You think too much and your thoughts are extremely dark. Scorpio enjoys dreaming about brutal murders.” Omg 😂😂😂 This is scarily accurate.

Sagittarius is pretty on point, I gotta admit… Of course that’s not a constant state, but it does happen often.

I want to be more like Sagittarius… No more feeling sounds ideal.

How the fuck is the Pisces one creepy? This is the most disappointing zodiac thing I have ever read, and it’s not even true about me at all.

PS~ @thrones-of-a-game do you write speeches to say at my funeral? 😂😂😂