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Confessions of a madman: Kai Anderson

A/N: So I had a dream about some reporter visiting Kai in prison to write about him and now I can’t get it out of my head. Enjoy.

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*click of an audio recorder is heard*

“Good morning Mr.Anderson. I am working for the tribunal and I am hoping I can get a few answers for the questions I have.”

“Whatever you want sweet heart, just let me see those tits of yours.”

“Hmph. I see prison has been effecting your sex life if you’re pining for a woman that quickly.”

“Actually, not really. I sleep with the female guards and inmates. I work both ways. Damn, I bet you’ll look nice with my dick getting tit fucked and sucked by you.”

*annoyance in voice* “So this conversation will be a waste of my time then? Since you only want to take interest in my chest? I want to help you Mr. Anderson, get your story out there.”

“You work for the tribunal, my story isn’t going to get out with you. You write for the county. Not nationally.”

“I’m actually freelancing work from the Tribunal. I can really sell my, ahem, your story to anyone. So let’s talk Mr.Anderson.“l

*creak of the metal table from Kai leaning in*

“Call me Kai, and if you mean what you say then perhaps a deal can be arranged.”

*audio recording shuts off*

*audio recording shuts on. Met with the sound of grunting and skin hitting skin*

“So, Ka, what-ugh- what made you build your little cult?”

“My father, he was an asshole and he–fuck–he was the first to make me see how shitty the world is–oh fuck–.”

“First?So, shit right there, harder Fuck! So there were others?”

“Yeah, there was this sicko preacher who made me and–mmph–my sister met once. Saw him almost murder a guy. He,god fuck!, he was my first kill.”

“Watch the teeth, I said you can bite not draw blood.”

“Right, my bad, would want this deal to end.”

*Kai’s chuckle can be heard*

“Did they push you into politics? Aauuh. Pull my hair.”

“Kinky, I like it. Ugh, yeah I guess. They pushed me to want to change the world, and that drove me to politics, them and Trump.Showed me anyone can make it into politics. Fuck, I’m close, get ready.”

*the sounds of metal scraping the floor and the pounding of flesh on flesh gets faster*

“I’m on birth control, finish wherever.”

“Ohhhhh, Fuck! God, that’s a good cunt to cum into.”

*only heavy panting is heard on the audio for a minute before the sound of clothes being put on takes over*

*deep exhale* “Well I do think those are the questions I have time for. I’ll be visiting again Mr.Anderson.”

“Good to know I’ll be seeing you again. I’m starting to like you.”

“Really? Because the way you were hitting it made it seem like you prefer men Mr.Anderson.”

*Kai chuckles* “Give me a session or two. I’m a little rusty. You’ll be squirting all over this table in no time and call me Kai.”

“Very well. See you again Kai.”

*audio recording stops*