whatshernamemaria:

Just imagine if Simon met Ramsay. 

Simon would be kinda scared. Then again. I’d 100 percent believe he’d call him a melonfucker, and Ramsay would be so confused. 

And then Simon would get shy like this

and Ramsay would be like this

And we all know that Simon would not want to human hunt. 

Yesssss omg