Sirius: “Telling someone ‘you are shit’ and ‘you ain’t shit’ are both insults.”
James: “’You are not shit’ is a reassurance.”
Peter: “’You are not the shit’ is an insult.”
Sirius: “’You are the shit’ is a compliment.”
Remus: “Guys, it’s 3AM.”
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Sirius: “Will you go out with me?”
Remus: “No.”
Sirius: “What if I was the last person on earth?”
Remus: “No.”
Sirius: “Why not?”
Remus: “Because I would be dead.”