Tag: rando
That awkward moment when you are reading about serial killers during your downtime at work.
“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness.”
— Grimm 6.08 “The Son Also Rises”
Me @ every attractive character who is a horrible trashcan of a human being. Literally sewers are more pure than them.
“I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.”
— Dr Reid’s/ Criminal Minds
Riding dick isn’t easy but I suck it up and try and ride the shit out of a niggas dick
IM TIRED OF YALL COMPLAININ BOUT RIDING DICK. YOU THINK FUCKIN YALL IS EASY? YOU THINK MY STROKE GAME BECAME THIS GREAT ON ACCIDENT? FUCKIN YALL IS LIKE BASIC TRAININ FOR THE MILITARY. I GOTTA BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SELF UP HELLA LONG. EVERY SECOND FEEL LIKE 10 PUSHUPS. YOU EVER PICK A GIRL UP AND FUCK HER LIKE THAT? THATS HELLA DUMB BELL CURLS. WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU CATCH THAT PERFECT STROKE RHYTHM BUT YOU GET CRAMPS IN BOTH LEGS BUT PUT THE TEAM ON YA BACK AND KEEP GOIN??? THEN I FUCK YOU FROM THE BACK AND GOTTA CHASE U UP AND DOWN THE BED CAUSE YOU SCOOTIN AWAY LIKE YOU WASNT JUST TALMBOUT U COULD TAKE THE WHOLE DICK. IM FINNA DISLOCATE MY HIPS AND SPINE HITTIN U WIT THESE A1 STROKES. I AINT EVEN BOUT TO MENTION THE TYPA TONGUE CRAMPS AND LOCK JAW U GET EATIN PUSSY FOR 45 MINUTES OR THE MENTAL FORTITUDE IT TAKE TO KEEP YA DICK PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU GOOD BUT LOW ENOUGH TO NOT NUT. THEN YALL WANNA BE MAKIN SEXY FACES CALLIN ME DADDY N PAPI N SHIT. I SICK OF THIS!!
lol
😂😂😂😂
I am deeaaaaad
Dis true.
Lmaooo
I’m done … Men do have it sooo hard 😂😂😂😂
I gotta give it to men, tops, and my lesbians who always take control. I salute y’all.
Lmao!! 😂😂😂
He went AWF 😭
Dead af
One character immediately came to mind didn’t they?
“And I will eat you slowly with kisses.”
— Anne Sexton (via quotemadness)
can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED
This really puts shit in perspective
This…is genius