rando – Page 2 – My Type is Homicidal

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You were closer the first time

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me:

Me: “why am I doomed to be forever alone?” 😥

Me: *remembers all fictional/ celebrity crushes and weird obsessions over movies/shows*

Me: “oh yeah.. right…”

OMG TRUTHHHH 😂😂😂 @thrones-of-a-game

thegeekyblonde:

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

More than anything

atomic-darth:

aeonlamb:

when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky

Bold of you to assume gamers die

todayintokyo:

yoshimuraspeed:

ペロペロさんのツイート: “早くこの街からでたい… ”

Rough translation: “Thank you very much for keeping the bathroom clean. If you see someone making a mess, let me know. I’ll clean them up.”

the-chosen-half-of-one:

When will people stop comparing unconditional true love to Romeo and Juliet and start comparing it to Gomez and Morticia Addams??

nyr–dagur:

chromolume:

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss