Things Dating Ramsay Bolton Would Really Involve

phantom-cock:

adistresseddamsel:

  • Him slapping or punching you just because he can 
  • Laughing at you when you cry
  • Forcing you to fuck his friends and… pets 
  • Leaving you in the woods
  • Hunting you 
  • Setting you up for failure so he has a reason to punish you
  • Gaslighting 
  • Flaying your body parts and hurting you worse when you don’t hold still 
  • Killing your family 
  • Seeing how long you can go without food, or water or both 
  • Making you fall in love with him because despite it all he loves you and he’s not as cruel as he could be, right? 

man of my dreams