The Creepiest Thing About You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries:

The headstrong ram is always thinking about death. It can be their own death or the death of their loved ones. It is creepy but if you are an Aries, you will definitely know how much obsessed you are about death.

Taurus:

You have experienced the creepy Taurus if he was your ex. It doesn’t matter if he is over with or not. He will keep on stalking you all over the social media. A Taurus will always have your eyes on you. Don’t get frustrated by this because it’s their natural trait. You can’t-do anything about it.

Gemini:

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The Libra are creepy accurate! 😨

“Everyone knows you are revengeful. You are one of the darkest signs of the zodiac. You think too much and your thoughts are extremely dark. Scorpio enjoys dreaming about brutal murders.” Omg 😂😂😂 This is scarily accurate.

Sagittarius is pretty on point, I gotta admit… Of course that’s not a constant state, but it does happen often.

I want to be more like Sagittarius… No more feeling sounds ideal.

How the fuck is the Pisces one creepy? This is the most disappointing zodiac thing I have ever read, and it’s not even true about me at all.

PS~ @thrones-of-a-game do you write speeches to say at my funeral? 😂😂😂

Reasons The Signs Would Murder Someone…

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: For pleasure

Taurus: To intimidate someone else

Gemini: For fun

Cancer: For love

Leo: To survive

Virgo: Hate

Libra: Accidentally

Scorpio: Revenge

Sagittarius: Religion or to protect

Capricorn: Thats their job

Aquarius: Jealousy

Pisces: Secretly psychopaths

Why am I not surprised

Why?

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: why do you recognise other people’s pain but not your own pain?

Taurus: why do you always ruin your own happiness by thinking it won’t last?

Gemini: why do you talk so much or not at all?

Cancer: why do you worry so much about what others think about you?

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@Pisces Because it is easier to blame myself than to put the blame on someone else. I can always twist whatever the situation is, in my mind, into a problem I somehow caused, to justify my self-blame.

This Summer

wtfzodiacsigns:

This Summer Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn: Is the perfect time to ask for that raise or promotion you’ve been thinking about.

This Summer Leo, Sagittarius, Aries: Take the risk and start upgrading your life.

This Summer Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces: Do something you wouldn’t usually consider and book a trip to somewhere exotic.

This Summer Gemini, Libra, Aquarius: Take this summer and use it to find new friendships and relationships.

Yeah like I have money for that