The Signs as Game of Thrones Characters

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AriesDaenerys Targaryen: “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.“

Taurus ♉ Robert Baratheon: “I want the funeral feast to be the biggest the kingdom ever saw, and I want everyone to taste the boar that got me.”

Gemini ♊ Tyrion Lannister: “Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine. I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”

Cancer ♋ Catelyn Stark: "On my honor as a Tully. On my honor as a Stark. Let him go, or I will cut your wife’s throat!“

Leo ♌ Jaime Lannister: "There are no men like me. There’s only me.”

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Okay, I understand Pisces being Bran, and I’m cool with that. HOWEVER. Why do y’all gotta represent his character with the worst, cringiest, most disrespectful and triggering line in the entire show?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Signs as AHS Cult Quotes

Aries: “The world isn’t tell me, it’s show me”- Beverly Hope

Taurus: “To live is to suffer and to suffer is to find some meaning in that suffering”- Kai Anderson

Gemini: “Wikipedia is fake news. I’m the only one you can trust. I’m the only one who knows the truth. I know things, things other people don’t know”- Kai Anderson

Cancer: “I didn’t believe in anything other than my brother loved me”- Winter Anderson

Leo: “You wanna make the news? Stop being a bitch”- Beverly Hope

Virgo: “ I don’t believe in you or anyone else, I don’t even believe in myself”- Beverly Hope

Libra: “I’m just a mirror, anything you see in me is in you- I am you”- Kai Anderson

Scorpio: “This isn’t sex, it’s a spiritual journey”- Kai Anderson

Sagittarius: “That’s kind of how it starts. If you already believed in something than there wouldn’t be any room for him”- Meadow Wilton

Capricorn: “what happened to setting the world on fire?”- Beverly Hope

Aquarius: “Are we a cult? I thought we were a political movement”- Cult Dude

Pisces: “We’re a Christian Country, everyone loves a good resurrection” -Kai Anderson

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Strengths and Weaknesses of the Signs

Aries:

Strength: sociable, courageous, often stands up for others, friendly, good leaders, tough, funny, playful, adventurous

Weakness: short-tempered, childish, often aren’t good at finishing things, angsty, impulsive to the point of reckless, sometimes arrogant

Taurus:

Strength: artistic, funny, playful, really chill tbh, caring, determined, strong, amazing friends/lovers, reliable, can be good at organizing things, loyal

Weakness: stubborn, holds grudges, close-minded, self-indulgent, lazy, can have random outbursts, can be kind of self-centered

Gemini:

Strength: intelligent, loves to learn, interesting, talkative, creative, clever, logical, adventurous, friendly, social 

Weakness: condescending, pretentious, detached, confused/doesn’t understand themselves, flaky, childish, know-it-all

Cancer:

Strength: strong, protective, nurturing, kind, compassionate, sensitive, weird in the best way, well-read/intelligent, good leaders

Weakness: Can be closed off/bottles up their emotions, hates being wrong, moody, overly sensitive to criticism or jokes, passive-aggressive

Leo:

Strength: creative, bubbly, chivalrous, attentive, entertaining, loving, hilarious, friendly, popular, charismatic, strong, very loyal

Weakness: Self-centered, fails to see other perspectives, victimizes themselves, dramatic, hates being wrong, stubborn, can be pompous

Virgo:

Strength: Selfless, helpful, clever, practical, logical, actual geniuses though, takes care of others, usually goes with the flow

Weakness: Hate being wrong, judgemental, sometimes hypocrites, martyr-complex, know-it-all, overly cautious

Libra:

Strength: charming, fair, lawful, peaceful, intelligent, good-humored, often artistic, good taste, very polite and kind, romantic

Weakness: nonconfrontational, kind of a pushover, sometimes pretentious, uncomfortable with emotions, passive aggressive, indecisive

Scorpio:

Strength: Observant, intuitive, compassionate, very trustworthy, can be incredibly sweet, also magnetic, loyal to their core

Weakness: Obsessive, sometimes naïve, closed off, ghosts people, overly sensitive, holds grudges, intense, easily jealous

Sagittarius:

Strength: warm, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, surprisingly wise, loves to learn, optimistic, creative, open-minded

Weakness: opinionated, blunt to the point of tactless, forgetful, irresponsible, thrill-seeking, not super grounded

Capricorn:

Strength: down-to-earth, ambitious, witty, dependable, very good friends, trustworthy, determined, good leaders

Weakness: lazy, procrastinators, perfectionists, not open with emotions, stubborn, dark, pessimistic, close-minded

Aquarius:

Strength: friendly, popular, always want to help, open-minded, original, really smart tbh, humanitarian

Weakness: can be pretentious af, self-important, special-snowflake syndrome, can fail to see other perspectives, flaky like a croissant

Pisces:

Strengths: Empathetic, adorable, smarter than they look, creative, intuitive, quirky

Weakness: Lets others walk over them, denial galore, obsessive, unrealistic, victimizes themselves