James: *tortures and murders thousands of people*
James: *manipulates john’s entire life*
James: *has his wife killed, and kidnaps her lovers*
James: *is literal filth that deserves to rot in hell*
Me: “POOR BABY, Of course I will play cards with you, youll never have to be alone again. You don’t deserve this, my sweet pea. Micheal, please come rescue this innocent man.”
So me!
Tag: oops
This commercial just said, “If you like high school, you’re probably a psychopath – or a cheerleader,” and I’m fucking dying 😂😂
I liked high school…and I wasn’t a cheerleader 👀
Tumblr bitch: liking American horror story makes you a freak!
Me: *growls really loud*
Tate: don’t worry babe they’re just
jealous
Kai:*slaps my fat juicy ass*
Me: kai! Tate and I were having a moment
Kai: you’re so boring *murders an entire family*
The police:*en route*
Tate: *langdon*
kenzie I no longer care if you take constructive criticism
AHAHAHAHAHA I AM LIVING FOR THIS
DONT ENCOURAGE HER 😭😂
IM SORRY! I really try not to but this was too hilarious for me to ignore 😂😂😂
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how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare
Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
🤷🏻♀️
My Type is Homicidal 