Requested by Anonymous: “Can you you write headcanons of the evans reacting to their s/o squirting for the first time?”
A/N: I figured this needed a warning, but I didn’t know exactly how to label it. Also, there seriously needs to be more gifs of the Evans? Like, there’s not enough? I apologize if these are short or redundant, love, but I hope they at least somewhat resemble what you wanted to see. Also, I usually try to stay gender neutral with these unless otherwise specified, but squirting is a potential product of the female orgasm, so… sorry to the guys out there! x
IM TIRED OF YALL COMPLAININ BOUT RIDING DICK. YOU THINK FUCKIN YALL IS EASY? YOU THINK MY STROKE GAME BECAME THIS GREAT ON ACCIDENT? FUCKIN YALL IS LIKE BASIC TRAININ FOR THE MILITARY. I GOTTA BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SELF UP HELLA LONG. EVERY SECOND FEEL LIKE 10 PUSHUPS. YOU EVER PICK A GIRL UP AND FUCK HER LIKE THAT? THATS HELLA DUMB BELL CURLS. WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU CATCH THAT PERFECT STROKE RHYTHM BUT YOU GET CRAMPS IN BOTH LEGS BUT PUT THE TEAM ON YA BACK AND KEEP GOIN??? THEN I FUCK YOU FROM THE BACK AND GOTTA CHASE U UP AND DOWN THE BED CAUSE YOU SCOOTIN AWAY LIKE YOU WASNT JUST TALMBOUT U COULD TAKE THE WHOLE DICK. IM FINNA DISLOCATE MY HIPS AND SPINE HITTIN U WIT THESE A1 STROKES. I AINT EVEN BOUT TO MENTION THE TYPA TONGUE CRAMPS AND LOCK JAW U GET EATIN PUSSY FOR 45 MINUTES OR THE MENTAL FORTITUDE IT TAKE TO KEEP YA DICK PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU GOOD BUT LOW ENOUGH TO NOT NUT. THEN YALL WANNA BE MAKIN SEXY FACES CALLIN ME DADDY N PAPI N SHIT. I SICK OF THIS!!
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I am deeaaaaad
Dis true.
Lmaooo
I’m done … Men do have it sooo hard 😂😂😂😂
I gotta give it to men, tops, and my lesbians who always take control. I salute y’all.
My Type is Homicidal 