
Tag: me

No makeup, no filter, hair a fucking mess as usual (NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BRUSH IT, IT ENDS UP THIS WAY), but I wanted to show off my new glasses. 💕
What normal children feared: clowns, monsters, the dark, loud noises, etc
What I feared: growing up and getting addicted to drugs, growing up and living in poverty with no teeth and bugs crawling in my house, growing up and having horrible children like the ones on Maury, and falling asleep. No, not because I had nightmares. Because I was legit afraid of the act of slowly falling into unconsciousness.
I mean, what the fuck.
Dating me would include…
I was tagged by @fragilelikeabomb0106 and @doubtersgetnocookies…thanks loves!Â
To be honest when I first saw this floating around, and realizing I would get tagged eventually, I had no clue what I would even say about this at first. But now I have thought of a few things I guess I can put. 😛
-First and foremost, you would have to understand and accept my HUGE love for Kai and Evan. Obviously I don’t love them more than you but…the thirst is real. XD
-I want to share EVERYTHING with you. My life, all my hobbies, all my tv shows, etc.Â
-You’ll have to understand and accept my occasional bouts of anxiety and depression
-I can be clingy and needy. Sorry.
-I’m thicc and I love food and I love to eat…so if you’re looking for someone fit, that’s not me, and never gonna be me. Sorry.
-I will want to go on many trips and adventures with you
Now for the more important things…
-I will put your feelings and wants and needs above mine 95% of the time
-I am INCREDIBLY loyal
-I will want to take care of you all the time; mentally, physically, and emotionally
-I will want to protect you from everything bad in the world, even though that’s impossible
-If you are sad or upset, I will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING I can to make you happy again. I won’t give up until you’re back to feeling yourself again. I won’t be happy until you are.
-I will be your biggest cheerleader and supporter for everything you set out to do
-If something is wrong, I will know. Trust me.
-I am kinky, I get horny at the drop of a hat, I LOVE SEX and physical contact
-I usually will put your pleasure before my own
-Talk to me. About everything. I love hearing what you have to say and I never get bored or annoyed.
-Just as I love to share all my hobbies with you, I want you to share all of yours with me. Even if you don’t think I will like it, do it anyway. I am down for anything that you love.
I think that’s it? I think I touched on all the most important things.Â
@extraordinaryxmen does this seem accurate? XD
violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards
love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that
all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it





Some picssss from yesterday!
My curls are on point today but my face is definitely not. *jumps off a cliff*
Tbt to when I frolicked in fountains. PS I was inebriated.
me as a villain fan: This character is a fascinating and complex individual, whose complexity makes them sympathetic even while the evil things they have done can never be excused, and whose story provides an intriguing opportunity to explore the dark side of the human psyche.
also me as a villain fan: This is my smol fluffy murder child. They’re such a piece of shit, isn’t it magnificent? Aww, look, they’re still covered in somebody’s arterial spray.
List 3 things you like about your body then send this to 10 followers
i dont really like i anything lmao but ig
1. my freckles
2. My nails
3. My neck idek lmao everywhere else has fat
imma just tag people but i hate to bother lmao
@dennysbathroom, @obsessivenostalgicbaby, @bloodreadlipstick, @doubtersgetnocookies, @fragilelikeabomb0106, @queenie-38, @incorrect-ahs, @evanfuckingpeters, @ im too lazy to remember people so im very sorry if i forgot im dead tired and worn out 😦 much luv to all 💛Fuck, I don’t even really got one, you’re asking me to name three? Maybe I can pull something from my ass here…
1. My eyelashes? They’re naturally dark, thick, and curled, I don’t know. My aunt says she’s jealous of them.
2. My waist? I mean, that’s bullshit, but I’m actually starting to get one now, and that’s something, I guess.
3. Not one specific thing, but the fact that everything is starting to get smaller. I’ve been trying so hard to lose weight so I can be in a healthy range, and I’m slowly starting to see small differences, and I don’t know, I like seeing the progress, I guess.
@obsessivenostalgicbaby @y0ur-local-witch @jana-banana-fana @ahswitchy @dropsofkink @bloodreadlipstick @dennysbathroom
3 things? Wow, this is going to make me feel like a narcissist.Â
1. My tattoos. I have two, one of each wrist and I love them. They are part of my body but something I have added by my own choice.
2. My hair. It’s thick and of the shiny type and also alternate in color, depending on the light.Â
3. My eyelashes. They are black and long. My optician always compliments them when she helps me try out new glassesÂ
Tagging: @screamxqueenx94 @kika-felix @saracons87 @cheerocracyx @slightlystrangesimmer @langdonsgun
I was tagged on my main but I’m gonna post on my personal. Also I feel like my answers will be weird as shit? Y’all have been warned.
1. My ass. It’s big, it’s juicy, and it has it’s own gravitational pull.
2. My belly button. I love belly buttons, especially mine.
3. My freckles. They are perfect, and cute, and make me unique, and are my own natural kind of makeup.
I don’t have many people to tag because I am a horrible loser, but: @thrones-of-a-game @doubtersgetnocookies @klina12 @lifeisthisilikethis @real-desert-rose and I don’t fucking know, just do it if you wanna.