I’m disappointed how nobody else has pointed out that Michael Langdon looks like beast in human form from Disney’s 1991 classic Beauty and the Beast

Michael Langdon in a nutshell.

I talk shit hoping it leads to a play fight that turns into rough sex

@fragilelikeabomb0106 you with Kai, except skipping the play fight 😂😂😂

edgelordjonesthethird:

Us: Riverdale is garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Us: Ummm October 10th, where are you?

introvertproblems:

Follow Introvert Nation @introvertproblems

sectumsemprva:

Brain: Okay, everyone, boot sequence for socialisation! Jeremy, line 1 please! Jesus Jane, haven’t you got that classic joke ready! Neurones get your head in the game! Only jokes, we are in the head!!!

Me: Okay, maybe I can do this.

A person: Hi, what’s your name?

Me: Totem Pole

theshortestbean:

FUCK YEAH I LOVE STORY TIME

-That One Guy

(American Horror Story:Cult)

nyr–dagur:

chromolume:

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

deepshowerthoughts:

If you aren’t confident about your looks, just remember that you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.