Tristan: “I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked, so I got them all.”
Liz: “Tristan, there are like three hundred boxes here …”
Tristan: “I panicked, okay?! Valentine’s can be very stressful!”
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Iris: “The glass is half empty.”
Liz: “I think the glass is half full.”
Iris: “I think you’re full of shit.”
My Type is Homicidal 