Request: “Being Kai Anderson’s girlfriend would include?” – @saracons87
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A/N: thank you to @jana-banana-fana for pretty much co-writing this blog at this point (but really i do appreciate it when u help me get going so thank u). also i wrote this like 3 months ago but forgot to post it whoops
also: i like the idea of kai being a manipulative little fuck. please don’t think that i’m trying to support abusive relationships or anything
you’d have a slightly higher status in the cult than most others, but not quite by his side
he would make sure you (mostly) stayed out of the murders
or at least covered for you 100%
only because you’re his messiah-maker, of course
he can’t risk the mother of his future spawn going to prison and thus cancelling all of his plans
you’d be the only one allowed to play with his hair
he would probably propose on live tv after he’s elected for the city council
the ring would be small and dainty and picked out by winter, if not his mother’s ring
and he would make sure you’re wearing it 100% of the time
so protective
wouldn’t like you doubting his decisions, but would consider your opinion
if anyone in the cult hurt you or made you upset, they’d pay for it gravely
there would be a lot of pinky swears
and a lot of awkward questions
anything he wanted to ask, you’d answer
which would often lead to sex tbh
letting you sit on his lap during meetings
he’d probably assign someone to watch over you while he’s gone
one or more of the followers
and he’d make sure you didn’t hear any of the gossip about him
kai would bring you to a lot of press stuff/news stuff
it would be his attempt to make people see him more human, less… everything else
he would definitely have a soft spot for you
to the point where you and winter would be the only people able to calm him down sometimes
extremely dominant 99% of the time
but the other 1% is when he wants you to spoon him
he would definitely make sure that everyone in the state of michigan knows who you belong to though
My Type is Homicidal 