The Evan’s playing twister because I’m sick and bored and this was in a dream
TATE LANGDON
* honestly he’d be so down.
* It’s been years since he’s had any sort of innocent fun, so he really would be happy to play.
* But also very competitive. He will win no matter what you do
* “TATE STOP POKING ME!”
* “LET GO OF YOUR POSE AND MAKE ME!”
* “TICKLING ME IS CHEATING, TATE!”
* “ITS NOT IN THE RULES AND YOU’RE LITERALLY ON TOP OF ME!”
KIT WALKER
* THIS MAN WOULD MAKE IT OVERLY SEXUAL HOLY SHIT
* “Left hand red.”
* “Kit, you’re covering like, all of them.”
* “Well, there is one opening~ *looks between his legs while wagging his eyebrows*
PRE-DEATH KYLE SPENCER
* Much like Tate, Kyle misses the innocent parts of his childhood, so he would be more than happy to play
* He also would be super flexible, both in nature and with the rules
* “Kyle your foot was just on that green.”
* “Well yeah but there’s no rules saying I can’t go back”
* “I’m 99% sure there’s at least four saying that.”
* “Well why don’t you go check then!”
POST- DEATH KYLE SPENCER
* In the beginning he was scared to because he wasn’t sure how his body would handle the bending
* But one day he just got so fed up with not being able to have fun that he would kill to play
* Much more stiff, so the rules are adjusted for him
* Poor baby, he just wants to have fun 😦
JIMMY DARLING
* Never really liked it since his hands were so different
* If someone were to ASK him to play, he would with some convincing, but he’d never be one to suggest it
* “Please Jimmy?”
* “What’s in it for me?”
* “It’s literally a solid 20 minutes of me laying on top of you.”
* “…. set it up.”
JAMES MARCH
* “Dearest, what’re you doing?”
* “It’s called Twister?”
* “What do you do?”
* “You bend over each other to reach another part of the mat, first one to fall loses.”
* “That’s….obscene.”
* He doesn’t like it
EDWARD PHILLIPE MOTT
* He just gets really confused about it
* “Wait so my leg can be under your back?”
* “Yes Edward, as long as you’re touching the color and not leaning on me, yes.”
* “But then why would I strive to get tangled?”
* “Because it makes the game harder.”
* “But-“
* “Go fish may be easier for you.”
RORY MONAHAN
* MAKES IT SO FUN!
* Constantly puts spins to make it interesting
* “Okay so what if we cover the mat in paint and try not to slip?”
* “Rory that sounds incredibly dangerous.”
* “How is that dangerous!”
* “Because the last time we did that on a slip-n-slide, you broke your collarbone!”
* “THIS IS DIFFERENT!”
* “NOT REALLY!”
* “WANNA PLAY, OR NOT BABE?!”
* “…fuck it, Rory, you get the paint, I’ll set up the mat.”
KAI ANDERSON
* pretends like he doesn’t like to play games like that
* Secretly really does
* It reminds him of a simpler time
* It doesn’t take much convincing, and he’ll pretend to be all adult when he’s actually having a lot of fun
* “Oh my god this is the stupidest thing-“
* “But you’re winning, Kai!”
* “DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT I AM!”
PETER MAXIMOFF
* This little shit is the biggest cheater
* And he has no shame about it either
* “Left foot blue.”
* “Are you fucking kidding me! I legit have to go over you to get there!
* That’s not my problem!
* *stretches e n t i r e body across mat*
* *looks over to spin* PETER YOU LYING LITTLE PRICK-
* *peter snickers in background*
Pure oh my god PURE
Oof
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“Thanks, big bro. There’s just one more thing I need from you. From now on, call me councilman.”
Kai Anderson & Dr. Rudy Vincent, American Horror Story: Cult ~ episode 8 “Winter of our discontent”
Hmm Cheese poofs in a blender? I’m really digging this blue hair tbh.
His blue hair was fucking amazing. Greasy as fuck but that only added to his grungy look. I loved it.
Can I just say Kai humping the tv and yelling fuck made me like slightly swoon. Fucking Evan Peters girl.
I have never wanted to be a TV more.
Kai speaks so eloquently 😍😍😍😍😍 I’m not sorry. I’m gonna love this trash baby.
I love listening to him speak, like fuck, he’s the prime trash baby 😍😍











