Requested by @therevolutionhasbegun: “Alrighty my dear, here is a headcanon: Kai taking a girl that he met at one of his rallies out for coffee. 😂😂😂😝😝😝😝”
Let’s be real – he doesn’t want to be here. At all.
He’s probably only there because you dragged him there.
He’d rather be holed up in the basement planning more cult stuff and/or finding new vulnerable people to recruit.
You’re probably worried he’s become too reclusive or something, and that’s why you made him come do something fun with you.
You’re kinda disappointed that he’s not really enjoying himself (but really–what did you expect?)
You keep trying to show him cute animals and he’s just kinda like ‘ehhh whatever dude’
That is, until you come across the more vicious and predatory animals.
Then, he’s kinda oddly transfixed.
Like, he can’t stop watching them. Or studying them.
And you practically have to drag him away from watching them
He also really loves the snakes and other reptiles
It’s probably pretty cold out, so he’s probably got that sexy black trench coat on 😉
Oh and his beanie too 😀
After a while, he starts to get that manic excited gleam to his eyes that you know all too well
But you know better than to ask him what he’s thinking
Cause he decides when/if you get the privilege to know his thoughts
His excitement becomes evident when he starts to get physical with you
Like, smacking and grabbing your ass no matter how many people are around
And you’re trying so hard to hide how turned on you are
But he knows…he always knows
He puts his hand in the back pocket of your jeans and pulls you up against him
And he leans in to whisper in your ear how he wants to fuck you like a wild animal
Which is admittedly really cheesy, but you’re too fucking turned on to care
You practically drag him over to a big tree in a secluded part of the zoo
And he smirks at how eager you are
So he slams you up against the tree for some extremely rough sex
And he covers your mouth with his hand in case you get too loud
All in all an amazing experience; you’re pretty pleased with how it turned out
And oh yeah, remember when he got so excited earlier?
A few days later, you overhear him talking to a new recruit in the basement about how their anger is like a caged animal that deserves to be set free and unleashed in all the right ways (thanks @fragilelikeabomb0106 for this idea)….
My Type is Homicidal 