AHS 30 Day Challenge (26/30: Best Character from Hotel): James Patrick March, Hotel
Tag: jpm
How odd it must be to see all of us then in what appers to be the flesh.
I really needed something to brighten my day. Thankfully I found just the thing.
we need to coin a new phrase, because I feel like this would be in high usage on this site
‘VILF’
Villain I’d Love to Fuck
Why does he look like a sexy Gomez Addams???
Coming home late – AHS Evan Peters character HCs
How the Evans characters would react to you being late to come home.
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Post-death Tate.
This boy would be a mess. Pacing up and down the hallways before finally sitting on the front steps, eyes fixed on the gate. He would totally be fidgeting with his hands because he. just. cant. sit. still. By the time you made it home, the poor boy has worked himself up so much that he just latches onto you and doesn’t let go, crying into your shoulder a bit until you calm him down.
Post Asylum Kit.
Of course he was worried. You should have been home by now. He tried to brush it off, but his eyes keep lingering between the clock and the front door. What if something had happened, he would have no idea. Kit does his best to ignore the weight in the pit of his stomach and focus on the radio or some random article in the newspaper. The moment he heard the front door click, he scrambled from his seat to pull it open. Feeling instantly better when he sees you. Trying to act all casual and like he hadn’t been so worried.
Post-death Kyle.
He didn’t like it when you left the Academy alone, even for a witch, the world was a dangerous place. Whenever possible, he would accompany you out, but this time he had been needed for one of Cordelia’s classes. It was late now. Later than it should have been. You should be back by now. He stood at the upstairs window for what felt like an eternity. Waiting. Watching the front gate in hopes he would see your figure skip up the entryway steps. Once you did, he went down the stairs to meet you and engulfed your body immediately in a tight hug. His body was warm and you gladly held him, the cold night air that had been freezing your skin now replaced by Kyle’s radiating heat.
Jimmy.
Jimmy got nervous when you left the camp. He liked to be able to see you, know you were safe. Freaks weren’t particularly welcome in the town of Jupiter and with the sun setting, he kept making detours past the camp entrance as he carried out his chores. Not to mention the killer on the loose. Jimmy was going to feel a lot better when he could hold your waist tight against him. Eventually Elsa dismisses him because he can barely complete his chores. He gets on his motorbike and drives up the main road to meet you on your way back. The charming grin on his face when he parks beside you. “Fancy a ride, sweetheart?”. You gladly accept and hold onto him tightly during the drive back.
James.
Doesn’t like you leaving the hotel and isn’t afraid to let you know. He won’t keep you from leaving if you wish to though. However he gets very cranky and easily angered when you are out, masking his worries in violence and a hot temper. The hotel can tell when you’re gone because bodies. Bodies everywhere. Liz gets annoyed because “at least wait until they pay their tab first”. He could be in the middle of a murder, but if he hears your voice call him, he loses all interest in his writhing victim and come find you. Checking you up and down for injury before pressing his lips softly to yours. Going out of his way to make sure you have all you need so you don’t have to go out again.
Rory.
Rory is a pretty chill guy, he wouldn’t stress if you were late. He might blow up your phone though because he’s booooored (and horny). Scroll through social media on the couch until you get home. “Babe, you were gone aggges”.
Edward.
None of the staff thought it was possible for Edward Mott to be more wound up. But when you were late to return, they learned that was not the case. Edward wouldn’t face his feelings at all and admit he was worried, chosing instead to shout at his staff and swing his cane widely. He would find something to be bitter about when you got home and try to start an argument. All you can do is give him some space to cool off. There’d be no hope trying to reason with him.
Getting Sick – AHS Evan Peters characters HC’s
How the Evans’ react to you being sick with a nasty cold. (Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, Kyle Spencer, Jimmy Darling, James Patrick March)
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Tate.
Would get you anything you needed. Ghosts cannot catch colds so he would climb into bed with you. Spooning. Being the little spoon because you’re not feeling well. Holding you tighter when you cough. Tate asking Moira to make you soup. Playing Nirvana quietly on the stereo. Not leaving your side for more that five minutes. Would find Doctor Montgomery if you weren’t getting better. Tate hates seeing you sick. Would insist you stay home until you’re completely better.
Kit.
Kit feels bad, especially since you probably caught it from him. He tries to make you breakfast in bed but kind of burns it. Eating it anyway because you appreciate the gesture. Offering to take the day off work. You insisting that he doesn’t have to and reminding him he can’t afford to miss a paycheck. After making sure you have everything you could possibly need, he goes to work. Calling you every hour to check in on you. “Have you had enough to drink, doll?”. “Are you warm enough”. “Stop fussing about the housework…If I see so much as a swept floor, so help me I’ll tie you to that bed myself”. Racing back home in his lunch break with soup from the local diner. He only has time for a kiss on the cheek before he’s out the door. Brings home cold medicine in the evening. Back rubs!!! Makes sandwiches for dinner because at least he can’t burn them.
Post-death Kyle.
He would be so distressed. One day you were fine and the next you were coughing violently and couldnt go anywhere without tissues. It would take a while for him to understand. One of the witches at the academy would have to explain it to him. He does his best to help. Passing the time with card games or cartoons. Every time you get up, he’s right beside you. It takes a bit to convince him that ‘Yes Kyle, I can go to the bathroom on my own’. Constantly having to reassure him that you would be fine in a few days and ‘I’m not dying Kyle, calm down’. Holding his hand a lot. Would ignore all his responsibilities at the academy to stay with you. 10/10 would catch whatever sickness you had.
Jimmy.
This boy has seen many colds and flu sweep through the Freakshow over the years. He wouldn’t be worried. He knows you’re strong enough to beat it. Wouldn’t completely mother you about it. He would bring you breakfast in bed through. Swaps chores so that you’re doing the simple stuff like washing dishes or setting up chairs. Would send someone to help you if he couldn’t himself. “Get back into bed, sweetheart, that’s an order”. Checking on you after the night performance. Bringing ‘spare’ blankets.
Taking his own blankets because he’s worried you will be too cold at night. Keeping Elsa off your back if she starts complaining.James.
Has no idea what to do. Asking Ms. Evers immediately. “Humans are so…delicate”. Demanding you stay in bed to aid in recovery. Maybe taking it a bit too far. “DEAR!”. “James I HAVE to PEE!”. 100% smothering you. Sending for someone to set up the heater and bring you medication. Requesting special meals from the chef. Trying to throw money at the problem to fix it. Not leaving you alone at all. “James, you don’t need to stay with me while I’m sleeping”. “Ah but dearest, it is the only way to ensure I am here when you awake”. Not murdering anyone while you are unwell, since that would require leaving your side. “Can I get you anything, my queen?”. “Nothing since the last time you asked, thank you James”. He isn’t one for cuddling, but he would be more than happy to kiss your neck and show his affection in other ways.
Problematic Fav
Me: Aww, he’s such a little button!
Friend: He’s the villain.
Me: A little button filled with rage.
Friend: He just killed a guy!
Me: A little button lusting for blood.
Me: *sees problematic character/villain*
Me: hoe don’t do it
Me: *falls in love with them*
Me: god fucking dammit
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