Dating James March Would Include:

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Dating Would Include // James Patrick March

-He knew he wanted you as soon as you booked into the hotel

– He watched as Iris booked you and lead you to your room, number 64, after you were gone he demanded to know your name

– “Iris!”

-“Mr. March?”

– “I want that girls name!”

– He told Ms. Evers to make sure you had the cleanest room with the best sheets, towels, and of course the best safety

– He tells Sally, The Countess, and everybody that if they so as much scare you they’ll be to suffer a lifetime of misery

– He introduces himself at the bar

– You were sitting alone drinking somberly so he decided now would be a good time

– “Hello dearest, what is a beautiful young lady like yourself doing here?”

– “Drinking away my sadness”

– “Why are you sad my dear?”

– “Because nobody thinks I matter,”

– “Well what would you say if I told you that if you’ll come with me you will never feel lonely or worthless ever again?”

– So you went to his room with him and he explained to you what could happen

– Become his lover and feel eternal happiness, life, and worth or leave his room and have a low chance of leaving this hotel

– You chose option one and that night you two made passionate love

– And you knew he would keep his promise

– James is a very affectionate man

– Since when he first met you where you thought you meant nothing James always make sure to show his affections for you

– He’ll randomly pull you into a passionate rough kiss, or he’ll kiss all the way up your arm to your jaw and then your lips

– If you two are eating dinner with a group or just out in general, your seat is his lap

– James is a millionaire who also happens to be a ghost, if you want anything, you’ll get it

– You need a new phone? He doesn’t understand them but sure! Shopping spree? Heres some money!

–  Even though he hates it, James will cuddle you, because he knows you like it

– He kind of likes it but only because your smile makes him feel better about it

– If you see him kill someone its just like —

– “Don’t stand the bed, my love,”

– “I always have Ms. Evers clean up, dearest, I promise you by the time you get back everything will be spotless and a marvelous dinner will be put together!”

– A lot of sex, like a lot

– You always have lovebites on your skin or bruises

– He’s kinky but I think his main one would be master/slave

– Though he can be very loving and gentle

– Anyone you don’t like or who bothers you, they’re dead.

– Like no exceptions

– Even if it a small child, DEAD

– Elizabeth trying to convince you to leave him

– But like no, why would you?

– He is yours and you are his, forever

– So after talking to James you decide that he will take your life and you two will be together for the rest of eternity, living in your favorite place, the Hotel Cortez

– “Remember dearest, this will hurt but only for a moment… I remember from when I did this after only a couple minutes of pain it was bliss.”

– “I can take it, I can take anything as long as my prize is you James,”

– All is well and all ends well

(- He is my favorite character Evan has played (so far) my second is Tate)

The Evans And Halloween Candy [HCs]

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Request: “How would the Evans react if his SO got tons of candy on halloween? For the headcanons thing 👻” – @larina-marinie

Count: N/A

A/N: I know it’s wayyyy after Halloween okay I forgot to post these before and then also forgot afterwards. Sorta generalized this for some people (Tate, Jimmy) so I adjusted the title. 

EDIT: It won’t let me tag you @larina-marinie, sorry!

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Tate Langdon (PRE-Death)

  • Tate would only go trick or treating for Addie, no matter how hard you tried to convince him
  • He’d definitely take more than one piece from those bowls when neither of you are looking
  • And then when the three of you got back home (likely your house), he’d make sure she had slightly more candy than you
  • But you wouldn’t care, just that she’s happy

Kit Walker (POST-Asylum)

  • Kit would make all of you dress up in the weirdest costumes to go trick or treating, kids included
  • And he’d pregame with candy that he’d bought himself, which would turn into a tradition
  • He’d probably have a map of where the group needed to go, too
  • He would be sure that the kids only took a handful each from those bowls, but he’d take a bit more and dump it in their bags anyway
  • Overall, Halloween with Kit would be amazing

Kyle Spencer (PRE-Death)

  • Honestly, Kyle would probably just buy a giant $20 bag of sweets and stay home with you to binge horror movies
  • Not too exciting, I know

Jimmy Darling

  • Halloween is definitely Jimmy’s favorite holiday because he can go out without his gloves and folks think it’s a costume
  • So he would definitely take his SO trick or treating
  • Meep would probably tag along, too (or Pepper/Ma Petite, really anyone who wants to come with)
  • Jimmy would probably intentionally slip you more candies so he could see you smile when he helps you count it out later

James March

  • Tbh he’d probably be the one buying the candy
  • Like, ten pounds of it
  • Enough to feed a damn army
  • He wouldn’t quite understand modern-day Halloween, but he’d be entirely too happy to help you celebrate it
  • (He would also ask Elizabeth to decorate the lobby for you and I will fight everyone on this)

Rory Monahan

  • Rory would be the one to dump the entire “take one” bucket into his bag
  • And he wouldn’t feel a shred of guilt afterwards
  • At the end of the night, he’d suggest combining your candy bags…
  • … But he’d take most of it until you stopped him
  • Hell, he’d probably figure out a way to bring it into the halloween-themed sex he’d be having later

Kai Anderson

  • 100% would guilt you into giving him some
  • Or he’d just take it
  • But it’s okay because Winter would buy you tons more a few days later from the sales
  • And the two of you would sit in her bedroom watching horror movies and eating it all night
  • Kai would never find out (even if he did the pinky-power thing, she’d just carefully tiptoe around the truth

Making A Mess ~Headcanons~

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Evans x OC

Warning: Sexual themes

Requested by Anonymous: “Can you you write headcanons of the evans reacting to their s/o squirting for the first time?”

A/N: I figured this needed a warning, but I didn’t know exactly how to label it. Also, there seriously needs to be more gifs of the Evans? Like, there’s not enough? I apologize if these are short or redundant, love, but I hope they at least somewhat resemble what you wanted to see. Also, I usually try to stay gender neutral with these unless otherwise specified, but squirting is a potential product of the female orgasm, so… sorry to the guys out there! x

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“Darling, this small monster you brought to my hotel shall ruin my carpets!”James rubs his temples as he sighs, trying his best to keep his temper under control. “Wait until he feels the need to mark my walls as his territory!”

“Pretty please!” You pouted your lower lip at James, knowing he couldn’t resist you.

“Dearest, do not give me the sad f-, no! Stop that!”

“James…he is so cute! I will be the happiest girl alive if you let me keep him! Look, I will do anything you want.” 

James let out a loose, long sigh as he finally nodded his head in approval. 

Fine.  Though you, my dearest, shall be the one responsible for educating this small beast.” As your husband leaned down to peck your lips, the puppy crawled closer and jumped on James’ arms. He grunted and reflexively held him. “I think he is attac- YOUR MONSTER LICKED ME!” 

“Aaaaaw, you like daddy, don’t you? You are such a good boy, giving daddy kisses!” 

“Darling…” James whispered, his voice coming out in a mix of horror and shock. “he licked me…”

I’d pick the puppy over James any day if he made me choose. Sorry not sorry.