evanfuckingpeters:

daddydxcre:

diepyrocinic:

The Evan’s playing twister because I’m sick and bored and this was in a dream

TATE LANGDON

* honestly he’d be so down.

* It’s been years since he’s had any sort of innocent fun, so he really would be happy to play.

* But also very competitive. He will win no matter what you do

* “TATE STOP POKING ME!”

* “LET GO OF YOUR POSE AND MAKE ME!”

* “TICKLING ME IS CHEATING, TATE!”

* “ITS NOT IN THE RULES AND YOU’RE LITERALLY ON TOP OF ME!”

KIT WALKER

* THIS MAN WOULD MAKE IT OVERLY SEXUAL HOLY SHIT

* “Left hand red.”

* “Kit, you’re covering like, all of them.”

* “Well, there is one opening~ *looks between his legs while wagging his eyebrows*

PRE-DEATH KYLE SPENCER

* Much like Tate, Kyle misses the innocent parts of his childhood, so he would be more than happy to play

* He also would be super flexible, both in nature and with the rules

* “Kyle your foot was just on that green.”

* “Well yeah but there’s no rules saying I can’t go back”

* “I’m 99% sure there’s at least four saying that.”

* “Well why don’t you go check then!”

POST- DEATH KYLE SPENCER

* In the beginning he was scared to because he wasn’t sure how his body would handle the bending

* But one day he just got so fed up with not being able to have fun that he would kill to play

* Much more stiff, so the rules are adjusted for him

* Poor baby, he just wants to have fun 😦

JIMMY DARLING

* Never really liked it since his hands were so different

* If someone were to ASK him to play, he would with some convincing, but he’d never be one to suggest it

* “Please Jimmy?”

* “What’s in it for me?”

* “It’s literally a solid 20 minutes of me laying on top of you.”

* “…. set it up.”

JAMES MARCH

* “Dearest, what’re you doing?”

* “It’s called Twister?”

* “What do you do?”

* “You bend over each other to reach another part of the mat, first one to fall loses.”

* “That’s….obscene.”

* He doesn’t like it

EDWARD PHILLIPE MOTT

* He just gets really confused about it

* “Wait so my leg can be under your back?”

* “Yes Edward, as long as you’re touching the color and not leaning on me, yes.”

* “But then why would I strive to get tangled?”

* “Because it makes the game harder.”

* “But-“

* “Go fish may be easier for you.”

RORY MONAHAN

* MAKES IT SO FUN!

* Constantly puts spins to make it interesting

* “Okay so what if we cover the mat in paint and try not to slip?”

* “Rory that sounds incredibly dangerous.”

* “How is that dangerous!”

* “Because the last time we did that on a slip-n-slide, you broke your collarbone!”

* “THIS IS DIFFERENT!”

* “NOT REALLY!”

* “WANNA PLAY, OR NOT BABE?!”

* “…fuck it, Rory, you get the paint, I’ll set up the mat.”

KAI ANDERSON

* pretends like he doesn’t like to play games like that

* Secretly really does

* It reminds him of a simpler time

* It doesn’t take much convincing, and he’ll pretend to be all adult when he’s actually having a lot of fun

* “Oh my god this is the stupidest thing-“

* “But you’re winning, Kai!”

* “DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT I AM!”

PETER MAXIMOFF

* This little shit is the biggest cheater

* And he has no shame about it either

* “Left foot blue.”

* “Are you fucking kidding me! I legit have to go over you to get there!

* That’s not my problem!

* *stretches e n t i r e body across mat*

* *looks over to spin* PETER YOU LYING LITTLE PRICK-

* *peter snickers in background*

Pure oh my god PURE

Oof

thecallofdarkness:

kxllerbeforeyou:

James: *tortures and murders thousands of people*

James: *manipulates john’s entire life*

James: *has his wife killed, and kidnaps her lovers*

James: *is literal filth that deserves to rot in hell*

Me: “POOR BABY, Of course I will play cards with you, youll never have to be alone again. You don’t deserve this, my sweet pea. Micheal, please come rescue this innocent man.”

So me!