Fuck, marry, kill: Kai, James, and Evan himself ❤️

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And y’all wonder why I’m convinced y’all hate me lmao

Fuck: Kai. You sit there and try to tell me that Kai would not be the best fuck of your entire goddamn life. Tell me that with a straight face.

Marry: Evan! He is such a sweet, precious bean who deserves so much love and affection from the world – and he seriously deserves so much better than what he’s got now. Did I mention I love this man because I’d die for him…

Kill: James. I mean, the man’s already dead, so it’s not like any attempts I make could really do anything? Hell, I might get myself killed in the process.

We do not hate you. 💕

And I would absolutely NOT tell you that about Kai because him being the best fuck of my life is the absolute, god damn, infallible truth. 🙂

Okay, the gif of him fucking Meadow is such poor quality, I am taking it upon myself to make new ones. Today. Get ready, y’all.

Send them to me or tag me when you do? I need them in better quality!

Don’t worry, I was planning on tagging you and a few others. 💕