Chad: “So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?”
Tate: “I’m a knife.”
Violet: [from another room] “He’s a little spoon.”
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Chad: “Man, I wish homophobic people were actually afraid of gay people. Like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in people’s hearts with your homo?”
Patrick: “What?”
Chad: “‘If I do not have one billion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will kiss this man on the mouth in front of your children.’”
“When my time comes, I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.”
— Chad Warwick
My Type is Homicidal 