Kai: “The kitchen is where women belong.”
Winter: “Do you know why women live longer than men?”
Kai: “No, why?”
Winter: “Because the kitchen is where the knives are . . .”
anyway so to get a gist: these headcanons are unsubstantiated personal gnosis, and therefore are (obviously) not canon, and come from my personal interpretation of the character and nothing more. so if you don’t agree, great, good for you, stop reading and move on. glad we’re all clear