Queenie: “Going to Plan B?”
Zoe: “Technically this would be Plan G.”
Queenie: “How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?”
Nan: “Yeah, but Madison dies in Plan M.”
Queenie: “I like Plan M.”
Myrtle: “We all do.”
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The countess: so I have a hidden baby
James march: *laughing nervously* what the fuck
Tristan: “I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked, so I got them all.”
Liz: “Tristan, there are like three hundred boxes here …”
Tristan: “I panicked, okay?! Valentine’s can be very stressful!”
Iris: “The glass is half empty.”
Liz: “I think the glass is half full.”
Iris: “I think you’re full of shit.”
Hayden: “Hey, you’re really hot. Wanna go out?”
Ben: “I have a wife.”
Hayden: “And I have a math test tomorrow.”
Ben: “What does that have to do with anything?”
Hayden: “I thought we were both listing things things we could cheat on.”
My Type is Homicidal 