y0ur-local-witch:

Tumblr bitch: liking American horror story makes you a freak!

Me: *growls really loud*

Tate: don’t worry babe they’re just

jealous

Kai:*slaps my fat juicy ass*

Me: kai! Tate and I were having a moment

Kai: you’re so boring *murders an entire family*

The police:*en route*

Tate: *langdon*

kenzie I no longer care if you take constructive criticism

AHAHAHAHAHA I AM LIVING FOR THIS

No Cheetos were harmed during the making of this show.

extraordinaryxmen:

You’re the next Chris McMillan.

moods

extraordinaryxmen:

No cubes tonight?

The most ‘wtf’ moment for me in the premiere is seeing how fucking good Kathy Bates looks at 70 years old I mean Jesus Christ I hope I look as fly as her at that age.

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“ I never knew what love was until I met Kai”

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