Audrey: “Please get out of that pillow fort. We’re supposed to have dinner with friends!”
Rory: “Counter-offer: You join me, we rule this pillow kingdom together, watch Hocus Pocus, and eat popcorn for dinner.”
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Ms. Evers: “Why is there blood everywhere?!”
James: “I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.”
Ms. Evers: “You stabbed someone?!”
James: “No, no – aggressively poked them with a knife.”
Queenie: “Going to Plan B?”
Zoe: “Technically this would be Plan G.”
Queenie: “How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?”
Nan: “Yeah, but Madison dies in Plan M.”
Queenie: “I like Plan M.”
Myrtle: “We all do.”
Tristan: “I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked, so I got them all.”
Liz: “Tristan, there are like three hundred boxes here …”
Tristan: “I panicked, okay?! Valentine’s can be very stressful!”
Iris: “The glass is half empty.”
Liz: “I think the glass is half full.”
Iris: “I think you’re full of shit.”
Hayden: “Hey, you’re really hot. Wanna go out?”
Ben: “I have a wife.”
Hayden: “And I have a math test tomorrow.”
Ben: “What does that have to do with anything?”
Hayden: “I thought we were both listing things things we could cheat on.”
Violet: “You’re turning into a woman.”
Tate: “No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.”
Violet: “Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?”
Tate: “It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it.”
Tate: “…”
Tate: “Oh my God, I’m a woman!”
Monet: “I just met someone who is a fan of our show. I’m not making this up.”
Sidney: “Oh cool, I hung out with my mom the other day too.”
My Type is Homicidal 