Moira: “It’s garbage day.”
Vivien: “I can’t believe they’ve dedicated an entire day to Ben!”
Ben: “Okay, what the fuck?”
Tag: ahs incorrect quotes
Chad: “So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?”
Tate: “I’m a knife.”
Violet: [from another room] “He’s a little spoon.”
Meadow: “I’m hungry.”
Harrison: “And you think I give a shit because … ?”
Meadow: “… Because we’re fucking married, asshole.”
Kai: “I am going to murder you.”
Winter: “Uh …”
Kai: “And your family.”
Winter: “…”
Kai: “Wait …”
Winter: “You’re an idiot.”
meadow: hey kai, i just wanted to let you know i would die for you.
kai: then parish.
audrey: what’s on your mind?
rory: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, and yet we can tiptoe, but not tipfiner- audrey where are you going?
“When my time comes, I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.”
— Chad Warwick
Rory: “Can I ask a dumb question?”
Shelby: “Better than anyone I know.”
Kit: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”
Alma: “W-What? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides – I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”
Kit: “Never said nothing about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”
Alma: “… I am going to kill you.”
Billie Dean: “Could you come back from Life Sucks Boulevard for a moment? I need some company.”
Constance: “Wrong boulevard, sweetie. I’m on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”
My Type is Homicidal 