kxllerbeforeyou:

James: *tortures and murders thousands of people*

James: *manipulates john’s entire life*

James: *has his wife killed, and kidnaps her lovers*

James: *is literal filth that deserves to rot in hell*

Me: “POOR BABY, Of course I will play cards with you, youll never have to be alone again. You don’t deserve this, my sweet pea. Micheal, please come rescue this innocent man.”

So me!

We have the radio on at work this morning and so far I’ve heard ‘Hotel California’ and ‘Rosanna’….

fragilelikeabomb0106:

Elizabeth March // She Knows the Devil

This is my first actual video… I don’t know if I should tag anyone or not, but I’m gonna throw a couple out there anyway for the first couple that come to mind.

@obsessivenostalgicbaby @therevolutionhasbegun @zackypuke

@fragilelikeabomb0106 Um hello?? You did an AMAZING job for your first video! This was great, you timed the scenes perfectly with the music! 😍

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

fragile-incorrect0106:

Ms. Evers: “Why is there blood everywhere?!”

James: “I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.”

Ms. Evers: “You stabbed someone?!”

James: “No, no – aggressively poked them with a knife.”