thecallofdarkness:

kxllerbeforeyou:

James: *tortures and murders thousands of people*

James: *manipulates john’s entire life*

James: *has his wife killed, and kidnaps her lovers*

James: *is literal filth that deserves to rot in hell*

Me: “POOR BABY, Of course I will play cards with you, youll never have to be alone again. You don’t deserve this, my sweet pea. Micheal, please come rescue this innocent man.”

So me!