Hello. Sex-crazed non-anon here. Which of Evan’s characters would you ship me with? I’m female, bisexual, horny a lot, I have average tits, and I love really kinky, hot sex. I also love homicidal maniacs who wear clown masks, along with men with blue hair. (Sorry, not making fun of anon, I just loved their ask and its big dick energy so I had to apply it to myself. Kay bye)

fragilelikeabomb0106:

I ship you with…

Kai Anderson.

Even putting aside your obvious intent to get Kai (:P), I do think you would go well with him. Your bisexuality would be able to benefit him, especially in recruiting more members – like if he was interested in recruiting a lesbian, or even just a woman whose preference was skewed more towards women or who just wasn’t interested in him, you could take up the role that he wouldn’t. Kai is always down for sex, he can get it up anywhere at any time, and he’s willing to work with so many kinks to work for an advantage, bonus if he gets to dominate.

Plus your fiery attitude could definitely present to him a challenge, or even just an interesting dynamic, and he would be all for that.