Could you write a hc where characters from any season (Or the Evans) are in high school (p.s I love your posts)

americanhorrorhcs:

yES i love high school aus!

if “american horror story” was an “american high school story”…

• madison is the captain of the cheer team
• kyle plays EVERY. SPORT.
• letterman jacket for everything
• cordelia is the chemistry teacher
• ^ it’s everyone’s favorite class
• tate DOES NOT shoot people
• instead he’s just emo
• zoe and violet are best friends
• tate and kyle hate each other
• everyone thinks they look alike but there can only be one blond in this rodeo
• the countess is the principal
• the school mascot is a minatour
• kit is the president of every single club. he makes lana come to every single meeting.
• everyone. LOVES rory
• lee has caused so much drama lmao
• audrey and rory won cutest couple all 4 years
• kai is student body president
• winter is vice president
• everyone avoids eye contact with kai
• elsa is the vice principal
• myrtle snow is that dope administrator that everyone likes
• vivien and ben are teachers and everyone ships them (but nobody knows theyre married)
• violet finds it embarrassing
• hayden has her eyes on ben-
• coco has gotten suspension so many times for cussing out teachers
• winter, violet, and zoe are The Gang™️
• dr. arden is the science teacher no one likes
• james and john are best friends
• dr. thredson, the psychology teacher, tried to dissect jimmy’s hands
• the detention room is nicknamed “the asylum”
• the student council is a secret cult
• sister jude is the detention monitor
• don’t mess with michael.
• misty is the AP bio teacher… everyone ships her with cordelia
• jimmy carries ma petite on his shoulders to every class
• dandy is a cheerleader
• ^ he also runs the rich kids alliance club
• adelaide is everyones best friend
• kyle and rory pulled the dopest senior prank
• dandy’s teachers get paid to give him good grades
• liz taylor is the fashion merchandising teacher
• ethel is the home ec teacher
• meadow is the best artist in the school and designs all the logos and tshirts
• all the evans get onto the football team and are the bestest of buddies
• there’s a conspiracy that audrey and shelby are dating
• nobody went on the field trip to roanoke.
• violet is a straight A student
• nobody knows gallants first name and everyone wants to know what it is
• lana winters runs the school newspaper
• bem harmon is the guidance counselor
• ally is the speech and the debate teacher and she likes to bring ozzy in sometimes
• kai is not allowed in her class
• winter is her favorite student
• people like to keep their distance from tate
• tate whistles in class
• rory made SURE he and kyle had matching schedules
• bette and dot aren’t conjoined, but they are so freaking similar and nobody can tell them apart
• lana thinks her and ally look alike. no one else agrees
• lana and kit DROPPED OUT of psych
• queenie is a base on the cheer team and can get the crowd so pumped
• iris is the nice lunch lady that hands out candy
• donovan dropped out in sophmore year
• fiona is pta president. mom of the year.
• professor venable scares the crap out of everyone
• dr. thredson made masks for halloween and it is concerning how real they look
• every year on halloween people that look scarily similar to serial killers come to the school’s haunted attractions
• nan and ma petite=bestie duo
• amazon eve is captain of the wrestling team
• adelaide won prom queen!!
• madison cannot figure out why she hasnt won yet
• beverly and serena are on the school news crew
• people yell “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE?!” at him in the hallways
• ^ he doesn’t understand it
• john airdrops march memes and he doesn’t get them at all
• a lot of people think they might have the same parents… everyone looks kinda similar

hope you enjoyed!