Kai at the Zoo | Headcanons

Okay so after having a hellish past few weeks, I am finally back in the writing game, baby.

Requested: Yup, here!

• Let’s be real – he doesn’t want to be here. At all.
• He’s probably only there because you dragged him there.
• He’d rather be holed up in the basement planning more cult stuff and/or finding new vulnerable people to recruit.
• You’re probably worried he’s become too reclusive or something, and that’s why you made him come do something fun with you.
• You’re kinda disappointed that he’s not really enjoying himself (but really–what did you expect?)
• You keep trying to show him cute animals and he’s just kinda like ‘ehhh whatever dude’
• That is, until you come across the more vicious and predatory animals.
• Then, he’s kinda oddly transfixed. 
• Like, he can’t stop watching them. Or studying them.
• And you practically have to drag him away from watching them
• He also really loves the snakes and other reptiles
• It’s probably pretty cold out, so he’s probably got that sexy black trench coat on 😉
• Oh and his beanie too 😀
• After a while, he starts to get that manic excited gleam to his eyes that you know all too well
• But you know better than to ask him what he’s thinking
• Cause he decides when/if you get the privilege to know his thoughts
• His excitement becomes evident when he starts to get physical with you
• Like, smacking and grabbing your ass no matter how many people are around
• And you’re trying so hard to hide how turned on you are
• But he knows…he always knows
• He puts his hand in the back pocket of your jeans and pulls you up against him
• And he leans in to whisper in your ear how he wants to fuck you like a wild animal
• Which is admittedly really cheesy, but you’re too fucking turned on to care
• You practically drag him over to a big tree in a secluded part of the zoo
• And he smirks at how eager you are
• So he slams you up against the tree for some extremely rough sex
• And he covers your mouth with his hand in case you get too loud
• All in all an amazing experience; you’re pretty pleased with how it turned out
• And oh yeah, remember when he got so excited earlier?
• A few days later, you overhear him talking to a new recruit in the basement about how their anger is like a caged animal that deserves to be set free and unleashed in all the right ways (thanks @fragilelikeabomb0106 for this idea)….

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