okay so i plan on rewatching cult and i was just wondering if you knew of all of the episodes in which kai fucks somebody/masturbates?? asking for a friend ;)

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Episode 4: 11/9 – Kai masturbates

Episode 6: Mid-Western Assassin – Kai fucks Meadow

Episode 8: Winter of Our Discontent – Kai fucks Samuels in a flashback, and I think it’s implied that Kai is masturbating to prepare himself to enter Samuels during the failed Messiah Baby ritual

Episode 11: Great Again – Kai fucks the female guard and some other random dude while he is in prison

I’m pretty sure that’s it — if I am missing anything, anybody, feel free to chime in. 🙂