ruthiejenkins:

“so like i joined this cult just so i could drive my wife mad and make sure she was never happy again, but then she joined the same cult? i cant even get her sent to a mental asylum now since our cult leader just slashed her therapist’s throat. oh and also the girl i cheated on my wife with is in the cult too?? haha man what a crazy tuesady night momma needs a glass’a wine after that one” – ivy mayfair-richards, probably