“Darling, this small monster you brought to my hotel shall ruin my carpets!”James rubs his temples as he sighs, trying his best to keep his temper under control. “Wait until he feels the need to mark my walls as his territory!”
“Pretty please!” You pouted your lower lip at James, knowing he couldn’t resist you.
“Dearest, do not give me the sad f-, no! Stop that!”
“James…he is so cute! I will be the happiest girl alive if you let me keep him! Look, I will do anything you want.”
James let out a loose, long sigh as he finally nodded his head in approval.
“Fine. Though you, my dearest, shall be the one responsible for educating this small beast.” As your husband leaned down to peck your lips, the puppy crawled closer and jumped on James’ arms. He grunted and reflexively held him. “I think he is attac- YOUR MONSTER LICKED ME!”
“Aaaaaw, you like daddy, don’t you? You are such a good boy, giving daddy kisses!”
“Darling…” James whispered, his voice coming out in a mix of horror and shock. “he licked me…”
I’d pick the puppy over James any day if he made me choose. Sorry not sorry.
My Type is Homicidal 